I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
