...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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