You work out of a Hotel?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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