Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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