: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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