nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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