A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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