I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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