Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I did not marry a roomba.
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