dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I need to sanitize my soul.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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