Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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