you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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