i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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