is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Randomize
