i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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