so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm too high and old for this...
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
