I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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