She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
