Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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