I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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