I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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