can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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