You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
