Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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