Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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