bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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