i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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