we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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