I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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