How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize
