Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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