i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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