We're like a lot better than the average bears
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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