He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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