The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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