Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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