therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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