i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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