also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just cropdusted the office
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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