do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
