remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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