4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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