Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My vagina just clenched in fear
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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