I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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