wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Randomize
