No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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