My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
