And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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