In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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