i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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