Whod you bang
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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